Oh deary deary me
Just dropped in after 6 or so years and actually read this whole thread. Recently visited Newquay and its the same old rubbish. Locals moaning about this, tourists moaning about that. Drunks puking here, locals puking there. Emmit means this, groccle means that.....yawn!
Where has all the fun gone? i'll tell you.......Nintendo Wii .
Thats right ladies the Wiii is to blame for all the fun people staying at home. I mean, i now surf just to keep in shape for Wii sports!
Actually if i may, i witnessed a few, and i use the term loosely nay even flippantly, "ladies" who could benefit from a few years on the Wii themselves

However better not get too outrageous as "people" take it a bit too seriously."Good" i say. Let them take it seriously especially the gals.I mean to say that with all that cooking, cleaning and dieting they must get pretty bored not to say a bit hot under the collar.
As i always say let a honey read the same piece at 4 different times in a month and you will get 4 different responses....bless their little cotton socks( not above a size 7 though).
Ah well
I am, as the the title suggests, not surprised that after all these years the poll for this thread says all we will ever need to know where the locals and vests are concerned.
JACKPOT!!!!!

Ah well....