[Sad?Old Hippie]

Originally Posted by Kaiser Chief

Livin by the sea aint wasted on me hun..kno how lucky I am n neva stop appreciatin it..we're all still learnin wen it cums to surfin..part of the package..yeah..guess I'll be tunin in to your dilema pretty soon..only anutha two years of studyin n then will be teachin the li'l darlins myself..any hot tips to offer?

Keep it real teacher lady n remember...

ONLY A SURFA KNO'S HOW IT FEELS

Ah yes, but are you teaching little darlings or the big scary kids? not got any tips really except make sure you know what the kids are into and go with it... even if it is McFly or Angelina Ballerina!!! I just have a laugh with them most days, it really is the best job - days pass so quick. What degree are you doing? and a rather personal Q - how old are you? if you're teaching big kids then I think it's better to be 30+ - then they don't try to be "your friends"!!!

Glad you make the most of the sea - lucky boy! Wish I could be nearer... may be one day.

Glad this Fairview place looks ok. Only staying there one night though, then it's off to the Aqua Shack...[/quote]

Teacher Lady..big scary kids def not my bag hun..arghhhhhh..shiver n shake at the thought of it..all those mouthy testosterone fueled monstas..pass on that 1..got an affinity wiv the young 1s..teach at Newquay Junior 2 mornins every week...agree wiv ur strategy wholeheartedly..get down to their level n go wiv the flow..works for me..got my own regular junior fan club down on the beach

Agreed..tis the BEST job..cant wait to start 4 real..n all those lurrrrrrrrrrrvly holidays..(now what will I be doin wiv them...surf?...beach??..hmmm..hard life but sum1s got to do it!!)

Degree..Humanities..the place..University Of The Beach or more acurately Open University..hard day ahead of me 2morro I fear..mucho studyin..exams loomin.."now which beach shall I be swotin on 2day?"..life can be so difficult sumtimes

Now c'mon hun..dont u kno tis rude to ask a Hip his age..shame on u..go n stand in that corner straight away..face the wall n recite 100 times "Just how old is the Sad?Old Hippie?"

Oh yey..make most of the sea..spent all thisafto surfin in the boardies.."Definitely Newquay"!!!

Maybe's can have a habit of growin in2 cud be's..which have a habit of growin in2 will be's so will catch you out back yeah?

Aqua Shack..got it..just up from Towan Beach..much bigga than the Fairview..looks ok but a Hip tip..avoid Towan like the plague..top tourist beach..aint enuff room to swing the proverbial..plenty of betta n quiter spots,,u wanna know em all uve gotta do is ask..I kno.. i'm just too kind sumtimes

Keep it real Teacher Lady n remember...

ONLY A SURFA KNO'S HOW IT FEELS

[Kaiser Chief]

Thought that's what you looked like all along Hips...!

[Kaiser Chief]

Teacher Lady..big scary kids def not my bag hun..arghhhhhh..shiver n shake at the thought of it..all those mouthy testosterone fueled monstas..pass on that 1..got an affinity wiv the young 1s..teach at Newquay Junior 2 mornins every week...agree wiv ur strategy wholeheartedly..get down to their level n go wiv the flow..works for me..got my own regular junior fan club down on the beach

Agreed..tis the BEST job..cant wait to start 4 real..n all those lurrrrrrrrrrrvly holidays..(now what will I be doin wiv them...surf?...beach??..hmmm..hard life but sum1s got to do it!!)

Degree..Humanities..the place..University Of The Beach or more acurately Open University..hard day ahead of me 2morro I fear..mucho studyin..exams loomin.."now which beach shall I be swotin on 2day?"..life can be so difficult sumtimes

Now c'mon hun..dont u kno tis rude to ask a Hip his age..shame on u..go n stand in that corner straight away..face the wall n recite 100 times "Just how old is the Sad?Old Hippie?"

Oh yey..make most of the sea..spent all thisafto surfin in the boardies.."Definitely Newquay"!!!

Maybe's can have a habit of growin in2 cud be's..which have a habit of growin in2 will be's so will catch you out back yeah?

Aqua Shack..got it..just up from Towan Beach..much bigga than the Fairview..looks ok but a Hip tip..avoid Towan like the plague..top tourist beach..aint enuff room to swing the proverbial..plenty of betta n quiter spots,,u wanna know em all uve gotta do is ask..I kno.. i'm just too kind sumtimes

Bet the kids love you... being down the beach - you must be a right little celebrity! Teaching is the job to have - great hols and being treated like a famous person all day long! Gald to hear you don't teach the big un's, agree that they are way too scary and horrible. A few mates of mine are secondary teachers - stories they tell are awful. Def not my flavour either!

I do hope I'll move near the beach soon - it;s been a dream of mine for so long. Need the teachers wages to multiply by about 5 before I can realisitically afford it.

Excited cos this time in a week I'll be in lovely Newquay - gonna be good. Long drive but it'll be worth it for sure. Thanks for the "Hip Tip" of the day, will avoid Towan. Sounds awful.

[Sad?Old Hippie]

Bet the kids love you... being down the beach - you must be a right little celebrity! Teaching is the job to have - great hols and being treated like a famous person all day long! Gald to hear you don't teach the big un's, agree that they are way too scary and horrible. A few mates of mine are secondary teachers - stories they tell are awful. Def not my flavour either!

I do hope I'll move near the beach soon - it;s been a dream of mine for so long. Need the teachers wages to multiply by about 5 before I can realisitically afford it.

Excited cos this time in a week I'll be in lovely Newquay - gonna be good. Long drive but it'll be worth it for sure. Thanks for the "Hip Tip" of the day, will avoid Towan. Sounds awful.[/quote]

Awwwwwwwwww shuks...ur gettin me all bigheaded now

Yeah they luv me n I luv them..kool bunch of kiddies

Yeah..too much stress involved inthe meeny teenys..leave it 4 those who enjot that kinda thing yeah!

Multiply by 5 ..u'll ave to tyr for Head then ..nahhh..u dont need that..u just gotta want it bad enuff to make it happen..live the dream hun..u only get 1 shot at life..no good regrettin 2morro wot u dint do 2day..teachin is the job to ave n the beach is the place to live

Glad ur excited..wots life wivout it..Hip tip..no wurris..glad to be of service..keep clear of Fistral too..same problem..too many peeps (in the water n out of it)..tis not wot u kno tis where u kno..beach all to my lonesum all aftanoon 2day..head stuk in the books..sun beatin cool refreshin mutha ocean to take 5 in..nutha heavy day 2morro..hittin the beach at 9am..ave to be the Harbour then..only place to catch the early mornin sunshine..no wurris

Keep it real Teacher Lady n remember..

ONLY A SURFA KNO'S HOW IT FEELS

[Kaiser Chief]

Awwwwwwwwww shuks...ur gettin me all bigheaded now

Yeah they luv me n I luv them..kool bunch of kiddies

Don't get too big headed mate, you'll topple head first off your board and won't be too cool would it?!!!

I've got a plan, why don't you put in a good word for me at your school and I'll come and teach there. I'm sure they have enough space for me, I'm only small and a dab hand with an interactive white board... see I have unique selling qualities that they just couldn't refuse. What do you think? Plan Plan Plan...????!!!! Or may be not hey?

Cheers for the "Hip Tip" of the day re: Fistral, but where would you suggest then oh wise one? Fistral wasn't that bad when I first came to Newq's but guess a lots changes since those barmy days - too many teeny meanies now me thinks - what are those teachers teaching them these days?!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO exicted....

Awaiting a Hip Tip...!

[Sad?Old Hippie]

Teacher Lady...

OK...will let u in on a li'l secret hun..tis not wot u do but how u do it..theres a bum way of fallin off the board n theres a kool way..allways opt for no.2...works for me

Yeah..no wurris..kool skool..u'd lurrrv it..interactive boards a bit on the high side tho..u sure u'd cope ..lifes all about sellin urself..blag my way in2 anythin if i had to..planin?..structure is paramount to a succesfull outcum..the best laid plans n all dat..no wurris..wot do I think?..what I think aint realy important..tis wot YOU think that matters but since you asked..yeah..I can go wiv dat

Confuscious say...WISE ONE!!! ..bin called sum things but neva that..Fistral..too crowded n allways windy..full of wannabe posers 2 but then again wot the hell do I know ..ok..Hip tip..Whips is the beach of the conosuer..mite be a mite far for ur li'l legs tho..the Harbour's allways a safe bet..early mornin sunshine n not a sniff of our friend Mr Mako..Secret beach's a gud un but truble is it's a secret ..invitation only..start creepin NOW ..hope that helps...plenty more where they cum from..all u gotta do is ask

Wot r those teachers teachin em..you tell me hun

Contain that excitement gal..nearly there now

Keep it real Teacher Lady n remember...

ONLY A SURFA KNO'S HOW IT FEELS

[Kaiser Chief]

Yeah..no wurris..kool skool..u'd lurrrv it..interactive boards a bit on the high side tho..u sure u'd cope ..

..ok..Hip tip..Whips is the beach of the conosuer..mite be a mite far for ur li'l legs tho..the Harbour's allways a safe bet..early mornin sunshine n not a sniff of our friend Mr Mako..Secret beach's a gud un but truble is it's a secret ..invitation only..start creepin NOW ..hope that helps...plenty more where they cum from..all u gotta do is ask

Hey! Look I said I'm only small but didn't say I was of midget proportions...ok? might just be able to reach the IWBs if I'm wearing the killer heels that day!

Whips beach sounds ace but you may be right I do tire after about 100 yards.. so guess I'll opt for the harbour. Who is Mr Mako???? I'm confused!! And wots this secret beach then? Do I get to know or not? (did say you were the Wise one didn't I?)

Am trying to contain my excitement but it's getting a little out of control... Not sure I can wait til Thurs may have to drive down and sleep on a beach somewhere...

You got a new hip tip for me then?

Hope you're preparing yourslef for the iminent arrival of Teacher Lady...

[Kaiser Chief]

Who is Mr Mako???? [quote]

Realised he is a shark! Am slow slow slow...

[Stormrider]

[quote=Kaiser Chief]Who is Mr Mako????

Realised he is a shark! Am slow slow slow...

As Hipps would say

No Worries.

[Sad?Old Hippie]

Hey! Look I said I'm only small but didn't say I was of midget proportions...ok? might just be able to reach the IWBs if I'm wearing the killer heels that day!

Whips beach sounds ace but you may be right I do tire after about 100 yards.. so guess I'll opt for the harbour. Who is Mr Mako???? I'm confused!! And wots this secret beach then? Do I get to know or not? (did say you were the Wise one didn't I?)

Am trying to contain my excitement but it's getting a little out of control... Not sure I can wait til Thurs may have to drive down and sleep on a beach somewhere...

You got a new hip tip for me then?

Hope you're preparing yourslef for the iminent arrival of Teacher Lady...[/quote]

KILLER HEELS!!!...steady gal...u'll b gettin all these boyz on ere hot under the old proverbial so 2 speak..best be leavin them at home then...stik in the sand too easily..fraid its got to be killer sandles..no wurris..they do say tis not size that counts tis wot u do wiv it

Whips at high tide...sun a shinin..waves a rollin..no kooler place on our fair planet earth...wos lucky enuff to live across the road from it for a year...full on view...ahhhhhh the memories...go ova every week...cant keep away...TOTAL lack of peeps...got it to myself most days...hard life but sum1's gotta do it

Harbour kicks...different focus on things to the beach...nice quite corner up the far end..sunshine from 8am...no ragin surf to fight thru n Mr & Mrs Seal to swim wiv u...great package for the more chilled type

Secret Beach is a tide thing realy..cant get round there at high tide..go round there as the tides cumin in and u get 6-7 hrs of solitudal perfect lagoon..kool for skinny dippin if thats ur bag..no wurris..tis my bod..can do wot I like wiv it cant I..cuts out the white marks!!!

Yeah kool...who wants to wait till Thursday when u cud cum today...lifes for livin not endurin ..Hip tip..pack that sarong n drive down NOW!!!...live a little...all the best things happen on spur of themoment decisions...trust me...I know about these things

Preparin?..hunny I wos born ready

Keep it real Teacher Lady n remember...

ONLY A SURFA KNO'S HOW IT FEELS

[Kaiser Chief]

Originally Posted by Sad?Old Hippie

Hey! Look I said I'm only small but didn't say I was of midget proportions...ok? might just be able to reach the IWBs if I'm wearing the killer heels that day!

Whips beach sounds ace but you may be right I do tire after about 100 yards.. so guess I'll opt for the harbour. Who is Mr Mako???? I'm confused!! And wots this secret beach then? Do I get to know or not? (did say you were the Wise one didn't I?)

Am trying to contain my excitement but it's getting a little out of control... Not sure I can wait til Thurs may have to drive down and sleep on a beach somewhere...

You got a new hip tip for me then?

Hope you're preparing yourslef for the iminent arrival of Teacher Lady...

KILLER HEELS!!!...steady gal...u'll b gettin all these boyz on ere hot under the old proverbial so 2 speak..best be leavin them at home then...stik in the sand too easily..fraid its got to be killer sandles..no wurris..they do say tis not size that counts tis wot u do wiv it

Whips at high tide...sun a shinin..waves a rollin..no kooler place on our fair planet earth...wos lucky enuff to live across the road from it for a year...full on view...ahhhhhh the memories...go ova every week...cant keep away...TOTAL lack of peeps...got it to myself most days...hard life but sum1's gotta do it

Harbour kicks...different focus on things to the beach...nice quite corner up the far end..sunshine from 8am...no ragin surf to fight thru n Mr & Mrs Seal to swim wiv u...great package for the more chilled type

Secret Beach is a tide thing realy..cant get round there at high tide..go round there as the tides cumin in and u get 6-7 hrs of solitudal perfect lagoon..kool for skinny dippin if thats ur bag..no wurris..tis my bod..can do wot I like wiv it cant I..cuts out the white marks!!!

Yeah kool...who wants to wait till Thursday when u cud cum today...lifes for livin not endurin ..Hip tip..pack that sarong n drive down NOW!!!...live a little...all the best things happen on spur of themoment decisions...trust me...I know about these things

Preparin?..hunny I wos born ready

Keep it real Teacher Lady n remember...

ONLY A SURFA KNO'S HOW IT FEELS [/quote]
Will leave the killer things at home... twas only a figure of speech... only can survive in flips now... or sandals as you might say!!

Skinny dippin is something I've yet to be involved in... wondering whether these few days might see the first experience you know...? only if its swelltering though - can't be freezing my butt off now can I?

Looking forward to putting a few hip tips into action - so they better be good right?

Glad your ready Hips - its gonna be an experience....!!!!

Laters

[Sad?Old Hippie]

Will leave the killer things at home... twas only a figure of speech... only can survive in flips now... or sandals as you might say!!

Skinny dippin is something I've yet to be involved in... wondering whether these few days might see the first experience you know...? only if its swelltering though - can't be freezing my butt off now can I?

Looking forward to putting a few hip tips into action - so they better be good right?

Glad your ready Hips - its gonna be an experience....!!!!

Laters[/quote]

Funny that...neva wear sandals myself..only flips or bare foot..twas only a figure of speech as sum1 once taught me

Uve neva skinny dipped!!!! ..shame on u Teacher Lady...no feelin like it in the world..plenty of quite n private spots to choose from round ere...all u gotta do is ask..weather lookin HOT till at least this weekend..no freezin ur teachers butt this time around

Errrrrrrrrrrrr...so's if they aint good uns dus that mean I get a detention or sumthin ..No Wurris...aint gunna give a bad tip to a fellow (well..nearly there myself like) member of the teachin profesion now am I..Hip tip..trust me...I kno about these things..(tho detention could be interestin)

Hmmm...glad I'm ready 2 cos I lurrrrrrrrrrve experiences

Keep it real Teacher Lady n remember...

ONLY A SURFA KNO'S HOW IT FEELS

[Kaiser Chief]

Well, the arrival is in sight... not long til we descend upon the fair town and cuase all sorts of mayhem!!! You sure you're ready for this? not 100% on that one yet

It's gonna be good. Have packed up my flips and have cancelled the milk til Tuesday... you know it's imminent when that happens!!

Ok Hips, here's one for you! Where would you say (in your wise and informed opinion?!!) serves the best beer then in Newquay. This is based upon a) taste b) location and c) atmosphere... a Hip tip would be most useful on this very important matter.

Hoping to be in Newquay by 12... I predict a riot!...look out for 2 beauties in a blue corsa!