It's Not Gonna Be Bleedin Chico Time ...

ANCIENTWILLIAM · #1 (**permalink**) 1st March 2006, 19:44

Offical sources have just released news to a panic'd public that anyone who pre-ordered the 'farce' of a new single called CHICO TIME (released on the 27th of February) have had their details passed onto a Goverment 'Black' Agency who according to reports have been visiting each & every one of them ...

Already reports have come flooding in that males involved in this 'farce' have had to endure proceedures similar to vasectomies with a large rusty spoon smeared in excrement whilst having been rushed by 'people in black' and pinned down over dinner, coffee, office and restaurant tables all over the UK.
The reports about whats happened to women cannot be mentioned due to sensorship reasons ...

A spokesman for this dark agency was quoted saying :

"Those who have purchased since the day of release will also be able to look forward to a 'new type of pain' whether they used card, cash or internet downloads. All offenders will be caught and delt with swiftly as there are thousands of innocent men, women & children out there to protect not only in this country, but the world as well".

- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -

He should have stuck to goats ...

keona w · #2 (**permalink**) 1st March 2006, 21:31

Mrs k took our youngest lass to see a x factor live concert in Sheffield last week,she had to brave it but although i had to drive them to it,there was more chance of me being the next pope than me joining them in the arena......the pub over the road where i spent the next 3 hours almost drowning on coke and shandies was as close as i wanted to get to Chico and his mind numbing co stars....cant stand the lot of em

Got to say as well that the pub resembled the slaughtered lamb pub from American werewolf in london,some real oddballs in there too.Sure i heard Brian Glover tell me to stay off the moors,stick to the paths.