[keona w]

Two men are having a beer in the bar at the top of the empire state building.After a fair few,one of them says...Do you know that if you jump off the balcony,the wind is so intense that by the tenth floor you ll get blown back in through a window,not a scratch.
Rubbish says the other,it would be certain death,the barman just looks on and wipes glasses.
Ill prove it says the first man.He jumps over the balcony and hurtles to the gound.By the tenth floor he shoots through an open window,takes the elevator back to the bar and continues his beer.The second man is amazed at what hes seen but still unsure.Off goes the first man and does it all again...over the balcony,through the tenth floor window and into the elevator.Convinced now,the second man thinks what a rush that must be and decides to jump over the balcony.Off he goes,100 storeys down,he smashes to the floor with a splat.The barman looks up and says........Do you know what superman,you can be a real bast..d when youre pissed.

[starfish]

hahahahahaha

[mojo]

another...



A turtle is swimming in the ocean and rests on the bottom at his mum and dads place, his friend mr crab walks past sideways and the turtle says "mr crab nice to see you come in for tea and meet me mum and dad"
mr crab replies as he walks past sideways "i can't i can't" and off he goes, next day the turtles there again and mr crab walks up sideways, turtle says "mr crab twice in as many days i've seen ya come in for a chat meet me mum and dad, wont you cone in?. Again mr crab says as he walks pass sideways "i can't i can't, busy busy. third day turtle is there again sees mr crab this time walking straight towards him turtle says "today there is no excuse mr crab keep walking and you be straight into me mums front room" mr crab carries on and says













"Get lost turtle. not now i'm pissed" BooM BooM

[ANCIENTWILLIAM]

Originally Posted by mojo

BooM BooM

Indeed