[keona w]

A young couple go to a chinese restaurant for a romantic meal.After looking at the menu they decide upon the chicken surprise.The waiter wheels out a big pot with a lid on it.The young lady lifts the lid to take a look,alarmingly she sees two beady eyes looking straight back at her.They then disappear.She slams down the lid.
"Did you see that ? " she asks her partner.
He says he didnt so lifts up the lid,sure enough 2 beady eyes stare back at him,then disappear.He slams down the lid.He calls over the waiter to complain.
"What you order ?" asks the confused waiter.
"chicken suprise" they say together.
"oh i make a mistake" he says," i bring you peeking duck"

BOOM BOOM....I LL GET ME COAT
Bet you cant tell one worse than that mr ancient william

[starfish]

oh my god




i think i wet myself laughing

[waz]

think you better get your hat too

[ANCIENTWILLIAM]

Stop me if you've heard this ... oh hang on this is a forum so you can't, boom, boom


( Now that was definitely worse )

[newquayripcurlbabe]

I dont get it :s