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Old 28th November 2006, 17:03
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or the mojo back hair trim and colour
sorry mojo,the salons only open 9.00am - 7.00pm and theres only 8 stylists.......No way could we do such a big job as your back hair in only ten hours Besides,didnt the world wildlife people put a protection notice on your backhair cos of the endangered species living in it
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Or possibly a full Kevin Keegan perm, nice
Except yours would be dyed white so you could use camouflage in the sheep field as you creep up on your favourite
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Old 28th November 2006, 19:41
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Except yours would be dyed white so you could use camouflage in the sheep field as you creep up on your favourite


stealth sheep worrying
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Except yours would be dyed white so you could use camouflage in the sheep field as you creep up on your favourite
OOOOOO touchy think I have hit a raw nerve with the perm jibes
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so keona..how about you tell everyone what happens when you mix vodka and stella??
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Old 18th December 2006, 04:36
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so keona..how about you tell everyone what happens when you mix vodka and stella??

Don't tell me something like this ...




Some wonderful nose action there

Or was it more like ...





Either waY its not good to mix spirit with hops ... silly boy.
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Nice......cheers AW really needed to see that at 8am this morning!
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Old 18th December 2006, 17:22
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you put me off my mince pie and mulled wine
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A mate just sent me an e-mail saying he did his shopping last night and the woman said the total was £250ish he wasn't listening and just paid it but noticed when he got home and checked the receipt. When he went through the stuff that he had bought he found this:



That must be one bloody big chicken
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Another 'fowl' Christmas '****' up

Well I hope their feeling peckish
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Come on AW that's rather a 'poultry' joke......
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Just cause you 'cluck' things up regularly
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Don't be a 'chicken' and say what you really mean.......these are getting worse
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The cracker jokes are going to seem fantastic after them.
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