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16th October 2006, 20:41
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I'm A Fussy Celebrity
You hear about how certain celebrities out there can be very fussy over the most stupid of things when they make appearances on television, theatres or out in public.
Examples include : - Maria (stoopid diva) CAREY was on 'X' FACTOR last year, unless the room was at and kept at a constant temperature she would refuse to sing
- Will SMITH apparently wanted a huge bowl of SKITTLES in his dressing rooms but all the green ones had to be taken out.
- Diana ROSS would only ever drink EVIAN mineral water.
- Michael Jackson would only drink PEPSI and not COCA-COLA on his THRILLER tour.
So the list goes on. So my question to you is just imagine that you are a star ... yes even you MOJO can dream on this one.
What would you want to be fussy over and why ???
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16th October 2006, 22:12
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strongbow from a tap NOT a can or bottle
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17th October 2006, 00:31
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There MUST be enough Jack daniels and sambucca to last me and my entourage a whole session.
.... cos we would be famous and very 'rock n roll' What do you mean thats not a good enough reason?????
Is it actually possible to stock that much I hear you ask??? 
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17th October 2006, 00:36
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Oh.... and at least one sexy, scantily clad waiter/waitress per person to pour it.
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Originally Posted by THErockchick
There MUST be enough Jack daniels and sambucca to last me and my entourage a whole session.
.... cos we would be famous and very 'rock n roll' What do you mean thats not a good enough reason?????
Is it actually possible to stock that much I hear you ask??? |
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17th October 2006, 00:59
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I'd want a pick and mix everyday from the candy shack in Newquay, oh wait I do that already!! back to drawing board!
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17th October 2006, 10:18
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17th October 2006, 15:20
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A never ending supply of Corona (with somebody to push my lime into the bottle cos i couldnt be arsed) and a unlimited supply of jack d.
For when im homesick i want Tetleys( bitter not tea ) always on hand.
When im surfing i want Al merrick to shape my boards and Kelly slater to carry them for me after taj had waxed them.He could give me advice that i d then arrogantly ignore telling him "He s no Eddie Aikau"
When surfing after the corona,jack d and tetleys i want kiera knightley to be my personal lifeguard.
AND I WANT A ..............the list is endless.
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17th October 2006, 17:39
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i'd be sorted with my iPod and my pillow
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17th October 2006, 19:13
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groupies MUST be female!- thats a definate must.
and they cannot lust over me for too long, they must make way for the younger, more attractive ones.
my guitar would have to be handed to me by a woman wearing a feather boa and on roller skates.
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17th October 2006, 20:38
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Originally Posted by mojo
groupies MUST be female!- thats a definate must.
and they cannot lust over me for too long, they must make way for the younger, more attractive ones..
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mojo,its scary but for once you make so much sense.damn fine words dude 
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keona w - you are, in fact, the definition of a legend
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17th October 2006, 20:47
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groupies MUST be male!- thats a definate must.
and they cannot lust over me for too long, they must make way for the younger, more attractive ones.
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now THAT'S a mojo quote
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17th October 2006, 21:43
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why thank you starfish.
glad somebody cleared it up
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18th October 2006, 00:08
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heres one for the larf!
next time you go surfing, bring a posse of people to 'assist' you. when you get out of the water,one wraps a towel around you, two people carefully grab your board and carry it for you, you get given bottled water and posters are shoved in front of you with marker pens to sign.
everyone else othe beach would be like WTF who the hell is he/she haha
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19th October 2006, 05:58
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Originally Posted by mojo
heres one for the larf!
next time you go surfing, bring a posse of people to 'assist' you. when you get out of the water,one wraps a towel around you, two people carefully grab your board and carry it for you, you get given bottled water and posters are shoved in front of you with marker pens to sign.
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KEONA tried that already sorry to let you know but it was actually his consultant & some of the 'special' hospital staff. The strong arm to assist him out of the water so he wouldn't drown himself. The white towel is actually his straight jacket going on & the board is a stretcher to strap him dowjn to to carry him back to the waiting ambulance.
The water bottles are actually clorophorm to subdue his violent shouting & fits & the marker pens are to sign his re-capture forms.
Your right though MOJO, everyone on the beach would be like WTF
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19th October 2006, 11:40
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[quote=ANCIENTWILLIAM]KEONA tried that already sorry to let you know but it was actually his consultant & some of the 'special' hospital staff. The strong arm to assist him out of the water so he wouldn't drown himself. The white towel is actually his straight jacket going on & the board is a stretcher to strap him dowjn to to carry him back to the waiting ambulance.
The water bottles are actually clorophorm to subdue his violent shouting & fits & the marker pens are to sign his re-capture forms.
The doctors said i was fine,and that tight coat was just to keep me warm.
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