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Old 1st July 2008, 17:57
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The Infamous Annual Ancient William Christmas Thread 2008

Yes it is a little later than advertised due to my router going bang at the weekend But thanks to speedy service from my ISP the new router has arrived


So for 2008, I can now proudly announce that on this very day it is :

5 months, 3 weeks & two days until Christmas Eve ...

So without further ado I officially open this years Christmas thread for 2008.

With less than six months to go I'm sure it must be time very soon to check the lights (even though most of us have LED ones now), dust off the wreath. Order the goose/turkey & put a large black line through the name KEONA on your Christmas card list ... he's only getting coal according to the Festive big man as he 's on the naughty list this year ... naughty not norty ladies

Plus I think MOJO is almost there as he never said thank you for the 'SN' gimp mask IVAN sent him last year or the year before or posts reguarly any more


RULES OF THIS YEARS 'FESTIVE' THREAD -

01.) No politically correct posts will be tolerated so you can use words like Santa, Christmas, Jesus, Three Wise Men.

02.) We respect your religious beliefs but this is a 'Good ole Fashioned Christmas' thread & yes we know the date was moved by a certain 'Easter' loving religion but we don't care. This is a CHRISTMAS THREAD.

03.) You may use words like Festive, Seasons Greetings or other American, European or Worldwide Christmas slang as long as your not trying to be politically correct.

03.) You may if you wish on the 25/12/2008 sing 'Happy Birthday Dear Jesus' if you wish.

04.) Being a surfing forum you may also use the term Mele Kalikimaka too



So may I be the first person this year to say to you all ...


"MERRY CHRISTMAS"



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Old 2nd July 2008, 13:53
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oh so im off the Christmas list am i ?????
line through the name is it ?????
Naughty am i ????


Actually,F**k it i can accept that ,bring on the christmas drink and loose women.Christmas party at Keona towers,all invited (except anybody from Manchester,gotta have some standards)



Santa looks more like Mojo everyday
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Old 8th September 2008, 22:20
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Right this thread needs some action now September is here

Big brother has finished, X-Factor has begun, the family game shows are coming to Saturday night. Halloween is coming as well as firework night too so the favourite part of the year is beginning for me!

Its when the big supermarkets start their TV advertising you know its happening as well as these guys ...





You'd think though that coke would be pretty warm having been on the mantle that long & flat as it seems there's no cap on the bottle !!!
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Old 30th September 2008, 22:04
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Well the supermarkets have the chocolates & sweets in as well as the advent calendars now & its less than twelve weeks to go
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Oh my goodness. Every year I have to find a good use for christmas lights and tinsel earlier and earlier. Bah Humbug AW... I need to find some better motivation for this christmas Damn you and your festive side. lol
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i'm back from NEWQUAY to say....




MERRY CHRISTMAS
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So when you down then student type chick
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down where?!
i'm back in leeds now...booo
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Happy New Year!!
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down where?!
i'm back in leeds now...booo


now now,you know you love it in leeds
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Old 12th November 2008, 11:22
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Well the supermarkets have started their Christmas advertising so just waiting on coca cola now !
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