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KEYBOARD WARRIOR - Its not all fun being a mod but let the lesson commence ...

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Old 4th March 2009, 23:05
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Thumbs down KEYBOARD WARRIOR - Its not all fun being a mod but let the lesson commence ...

Well its not all fun & frolics being a moderator on a popular surfing forum, but when I get PM's like today it really cheers me up sometimes.

When someone becomes a keyboard warrior & using a new sign in on the forum they think their safe ... but your not!

This is the message I received ...


Has anyone ever told you what a ****ing poncy prick-faced ***** you are?

You must be such a sad ****ing **** who needs to get a life. Bet you never even been to Newquay you ****ing helmet.

See you in Newquay this summer you raw pedo. I bet you wanna lick my bollocks right now you maggot-dicked prick.

thanks for the help, 'sheriff'.







****.



After I finished cracking up ... I have an office full to prove that! I looked at the time sent & thought to myself either :

A.) Nursery has finished & they've sneaked on Mummies computer!

B.) He's bunked school or the 'special' educational centre he's at.

C.) He's in a computer studies lesson & should be paying more attention to the teacher!

D.) He's been bully'd again so is just lashing out ...


Now I love these sort of people who talk big behind a keyboard when in reality the face to face it all goes the other way. I've met quite a few in my time & career. So for you better fans to do some spamming of your own & as a lesson to other 'idgets' out there here's what a thirty second investigation can reveal ...


Email Address : lemonzade@hotmail.com

IP ADDRESS : 82.198.250.6


Spookily enough this IP address also brings up forum accounts for user names on this forum of :


jako1 2
jako1 2 3
mikaq



Other email addresses associated with the above user names are :

jako1_2_3@yahoo.co.uk
jako1_2_3@live.co.uk
michael.aquilina@btinternet.co.uk


Seems they have also been naughty on a website called WIKIHOW as well!
The IP address is registered to :


mail.rooksheath.******.***.uk.250.198.82.in-addr.arpa


The website for this school has been found but as the ADMIN team have contacted the school we won't name & shame ... yet!

So ... 'posh' school kiddie ... (I'll go with option 'C' or 'D' from above) ... if I kept going mate I'd be knocking on your door tonight as I work in London for my day job. Or I may just get a visit at school ... soon ...

That was thirty seconds so I could have found out more ...
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Old 5th March 2009, 10:06
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Brilliant post AW, what can you do with the 'little dears'?

I didnt know you were poncy?? but he does!

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Old 6th March 2009, 15:54
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AW,thats hilarious

the cheek of these guys eh,he could have at least put his rant on the AW slang fest thread.

By the way,how did he know your middle name "maggot di**ed pr***"

Punish him.....Buuuuuuuuuurrrrn him
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that's great, i love people who think the internet is secret and they cant be found. Little do they know big brother is watching their every move.
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Old 9th March 2009, 13:29
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excellent AW
was it the maggot d***ed P*** that touched a nerve

great comeback mate what made hin PM you have you upset him in a previous post?
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Old 9th March 2009, 20:01
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.......were you lovers,lovers spurned n all that



Seriously AW,its amazing how quick you can get details on folk and their computers,im deleting all history and placing my laptop in a vat of sulphuric the minute i post this
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Scumbags like this are what give this country a bad name. No respect any more, makes my blood boil.

Has he made any kind of reply AW, or has he not got the balls?

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Is that rant in response to a certain post or something?
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Old 12th March 2009, 20:20
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The school kid in question - I'll stay professionally polite - had not even posted from that forum name.

In the whole five minutes I spent on the entire thing, even on the other log ins tied to the IP address & 'other' IP addresses had no posts linked to myself.

Just a random act of stupidy that was directed at the wrong person, ie. me

His school knows too
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