[Sad?Old Hippie]

Wots braille got 2 do wiv celibacy then, ya got me on a blonde moment there chuky

[Sad?Old Hippie]

Ahhhh, I see

Heres my maths then...

celibacy=nights alone=no stress=healthier life style

Alternatively more maths as follows.....

masturbation=sad bast**rd=dont do itcool:

When I do sumthin I do it 100% right, so apologies chuky, ya got da wrong idea there hun

2.5 yrs wivout t big O, gasp, shriek, horror I hear everyone thinkin, no wurris, good 4 t soul n proud of meself, DEFINITELY NOT YA TYPICAL MAN HEY??!!

[Sad?Old Hippie]

Nuthin poor about it duks, more 2 life n all dat, absolutely no wurris me

N anyways, pity t poor wuman that d put an end 2 it, can picture the scene.....Houston we have ignition, two n a half years of eruption, jeeeez, arf arf

[seaslave1]

[Sad?Old Hippie]

N anyways blondie mo', it aint all us guys u kno, wot about all u girlies best friend that ya keep in ya bedside drawers, (now c'mon chuky, no fibbin ere, I've bin MORE than honest bout meself)

N I aint talkin about no feathers either

[Sad?Old Hippie]

More typical wuman stuff

Now dont u play hard 2 get wiv me blondie mo' or have ya gone all shy n embarresed

Kno u wimmin inside out, methinx it cums out wiv da Baileys

[seaslave1]

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[Sad?Old Hippie]

Chuky, ya smokin sum funny stuff or am I havin a blondie mo'

[Sad?Old Hippie]

Ahhh, enlightenment

WOT, AT T SAME TIME??!!

[Sad?Old Hippie]

Chuky, ya secrets safe wiv me, (n every1 else on this forum)

Honesty is allways da best policy n all that blonde mo'

Got u down as t delux version, meself, have 2 make do wiv t mobile arf arf

[Sad?Old Hippie]

Wimin r soooooo predictable

They all cum over as if butter wudnt melt in thier mouth n all that n yet they cant c us guys have sussed em out a long time back

[seaslave1]

Well its just like you, what ya see is what ya get. Nowt to hide. Red blooded and all that. God I feel as though I've known you for years. I'm usually only this open with my closest mates.

U bring out the worst in me, you do.

[Sad?Old Hippie]

Awwww chuky, I'm honoured

N here woz me thinkin I brought out ya best sides

[seaslave1]

And which one would be the best then?

[Sad?Old Hippie]

Hmmmmm, cud b ya slightly wicked sense a humour just edgin thru in2 da lead

Like t way ya dont take life 2 seriously 2

Best keep t other 1s 2 meself yeah