[Kaz]

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

No offence to any of my chinese chums.........

[ANCIENTWILLIAM]

Did you know how martial arts first started in the lands of the east ???

Two chinese monks walked down a road through a town when someone threw a flowerpot at one of the monks and it bounced off his head.

He turned round and said, "WHAT KUNG FU THAT" !!!

Well I laffed . . . .